Robert Dean
Robert Dean
The Comfortable Apocalypse
jesus take the wheel (and my credit card number)
by Robert Dean
“I wish some hooded dudes would come down on horses, ready to fuck everything up. I’m down for that. We could use the break from continual genocide, class war, and a stagnant economy lurching toward depression.”
flying high again (with your dad)
by Robert Dean
“Influence carries for generations, even when the person doesn’t realize it. Play it loud while you still can. Give those around you their flowers just the same. “
america’s big, beautiful nightmare
by Robert Dean
“The "Big Beautiful Bill" isn't legislation; it's a late-night TV product launch. We argue about the performance while they pick our pockets. We voted for this…How's that?”
fuck kids’ birthday parties
A Column by Robert Dean
“If forced to endure banality, I’ll find ways to spice up a conversation: make a casual Jeffrey Dahmer skull bowl reference when talking about dinner or…”
the comfortable apocalypse
A Column by Robert Dean
“Technological theorist Mark Fisher said in his work Ghosts of My Life that we’re experiencing “The slow cancellation of the future”…And with that, I gotta say – no fucking shit, dawg.”