milgrytoel
by Simon Collinson
Waarthy and sworlly I tataard and tarraleed
Wiff olle Spivey of many things
Of solopy slads and snipsy tads
But mainly of the slabberfying Milgrytoel
Wiff slavary tongue and dongly ids all slipperty and tovi
Who ittee naarvy bas lippings of jellied wellypelly and neepled litilats
Saarbin naarvy bas,
“Ridd , tidd , tidd.”
Olle Spivey tozzed me to seek the Milgrytoel
Across the swirlylicked rippley raspberry sea
Next to an dumblee twizzeley callopayed tree
Where denglied bam yangs dangle
Youl find it sloozleing
Sitting on a wump of blue billygilly giss
To wakey blow slibbley on a skillyhorn
Sidee Spivey
So I set off full of fasemper and cheerilee
To fing the slabberfying Milgrytoel
Wiff slavary tongue and dongly ids all slipperty and tovi
Who ittee naarvy bas lippings of jellied wellypelly and neepled litilats
Saarbin naarvy bas,
“Ridd , tidd , tidd.”
I flew across the swirlylicked rippley raspberry sea.
Down below I could see a meeambling snippit
“The wambling Nampee”
All the sailoree were jutting and jitting
Jubillasoiusly and jollileee
I wangled to join in, but kepee my course
For I was on a quisti to find the slabberfying Milgrytoel
Wiff slavary tongue and dongly ids all slipperty and tovi
Who ittee naarvy bas lippings of jellied wellypelly and neepled litilats
Saarbin naarvy bas,
“Ridd , tidd , tidd.”
I landed on some peeblysand
And flinty a shillyshally
The shillyshally whispered wistfully
To me the waylee to reach the dumblee
Twizzeley callopayed tree
Wass denglied bam yangs dangle
Behind which resty the slabberfying Milgrytoel
Wiff slavary tongue and dongly ids all slipperty and tovi
Ittee naarvy bas lippings of jellied wellypelly and neepled litilats
Saarbin naarvy bas,
“Ridd , tidd , tidd.”
I slode and snired tozzer the dumblee , twizzeley callopayed tree
Where denglied bam yangs dangle
Behind which stood a skillyhorn
And the wump of blue billygilly giss
Where resty the slabberfying Milgrytoel
Wiff slavary tongue and dongly ids all slipperty and tovi
Ittee naatvy bas lippings of jellied wellypelly and neepled litilats
Saarbin narrvy bas,
“Ridd, tidd , tidd.”
I wazzled slithily to the wump of blue billygilly giss
Blew the skillyhorn slibberly blown
The slabberfying Milgrytoel
Wiff slavary tongue and dongly ids all slipperty and tovi
Ittee narrvy bas lippings of jellied wellypelly and neepled litilats
Saarbin naarvy bas,
“Ridd , tidd , tidd.”
Slowly slidy open one slime
Bissilly lid of an id
Then siddy back to me
“Ridd , tidd , tidd.”
Photo of Simon Collinson
BIO: Simon is a writer from England.