Marty Shambles
Marty Shambles
johnnie meatshoes
by Marty Shambles
“Born John Merchant III, heir to the great Merchant fortune, Johnnie Meatshoes, (a name self-ascribed), squished out to the clamor of reporters, and the lightning of bulbs.”
everything is airport
by Marty Shambles
“My episode of the Samurai Show is playing on the television. That's where people are paid to have body parts chopped off by a samurai. Game shows are the major driver of the economy. The VIP lounges are populated with people who are missing limbs, digits, noses, ears, tits, dicks, you name it.”
kayfabe
by Marty Shambles
“The mansion and the cars were now probably in the hands of some rapper doing fat rails off Harry's countertops and fornicating in his hot tub, spunking up the filters.”