jolly, fat, and blonde

by Allister Nelson

I am too fat for Heaven

so I fell straight to Hell

I am too skinny for lava,

I drifted straight to Sheol.

I do not like bloody water,

so I swam to the Red Sea

I don’t like Screaming Demons

So I built a hut in Tipperary

And now I go a shooting

for the finest darling quail

Samael dequills and eats them

and I bring back bones by

the pail.

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